Oh, Good God

The Jesus freaks sure are hard to please. But I have to say, waiting to come into the race officially has paid off: all the other assmonkeys have either disappointed the God squad or failed to become serious candidates.

Meanwhile, at least that article shows that my strategy is paying off: Richard Land, one of the leading Holy Rollers, balanced my half-in, half-out position on a gay marriage amendment by noting that I am super-committed to federalism, so I just couldn't come out in full support of a nationwide ban on gay marriage. The way we've been crafting it, "federalism" is my all-purpose get-out-of-having-a-full-position-free card. Expect to see it soon in a number of other issues.