That Anti-Fred Blog

Well, well, well. So Miss Romney's folks were behind an anti-Big Daddy blog.

I knew it. Only folks affiliated with campaigns would have any interest in building a blog to oppose lil' ol' me. And frankly, I'm such a captivating public figure, it's just plain hard to believe anyone out there in real America would be anti-Fred.

And you know what? I knew it had to be Miss Romney. I'm way up there in a dead heat with Mr. 9/11, and all the other losers are just so much bathroom mold, that it really just left Miss Romney as the only one who would benefit from tearing me down.

I'm really brilliant, underneath this laconic exterior.