Nothing to Look at Here, Folks

We've got a crackerjack team of folks who specialize in monitoring what folks are saying about us on the Internets. And that means even silly blogs about footwear fashions: when this little gal wrote a comment raising potentially tricky questions about my health, our team flew into action and turned the tables on the whole thing.

Believe me, we're going to crowd out any talk like that so that it doesn't go viral. Last thing we need is for the real press to start asking touchy questions about Big Daddy's health.

And when it looks like we're getting close to a situation like that, we'll just make sure the Fred-Thompson-is-a-mack-daddy story gets revived.