People Love Me for Me
This guy really gets me. I'm glad to see that someone out there realizes that I may be lazy, but that's a goddamn virtue.
Truth is, I'm not lazy by choice. I swing the big pipe, which is both a blessing and a blessing. And with all the blood flowing down there on a regular basis, I don't have a lot of resources left for being the Big Government Master Planner.
2 comments:
As long as you aren't the Master Debater, either.
Nonsense. America needs someone who will be hard working. Work day and night. And not even have time for dirty, time-wasting things like sex.
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