Thursday, June 7, 2007

People Love Me for Me

This guy really gets me. I'm glad to see that someone out there realizes that I may be lazy, but that's a goddamn virtue.

Truth is, I'm not lazy by choice. I swing the big pipe, which is both a blessing and a blessing. And with all the blood flowing down there on a regular basis, I don't have a lot of resources left for being the Big Government Master Planner.


Vengeance of God said...

As long as you aren't the Master Debater, either.

Anonymous said...

Nonsense. America needs someone who will be hard working. Work day and night. And not even have time for dirty, time-wasting things like sex.