And Then God Smiled on the GOP

Oh, hallelujah! There's nothing like a gay marriage decision to make people want to vote Republican!

Sure, there's a bit of a contradiction in having a party with so many leaders being exposed as gay (and sleazy gay at that) being the party opposed to gay marriage. But no one is going to hold those two separate thoughts in their head at the same time. We've carefully defunded public education for years to make sure of that.

Finally, a way to make people think that voting Republican will actually give them something they want!