Why I Will Win It All

So, get this: our TV news folks care more about Paris Hilton going to the slammer than they care about the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

I love it!

The 2008 elections won't be about records or wonky things. They're going to be about image. And when people start thinking about me vs. Hellcat Clinton... well, I think we all know who's going to come out on top.