Miss Romney Has an Admirer

In my day, no right-thinking man went around talking about "man crushes" or "bromance" or "getting gaysted by your dancefloor bro." But I guess times are changing. The Log Cabin types are still kind of a joke in our circles, especially now that Brokeback Mountain came out, but they've got the money and the right political leanings, and as long as they don't lean in too close I guess I just say, "Welcome to the big tent, and we're happy to have you help us get some better floral arrangements in here."

Even so, for Miss Romney to be publicly fawned over by some guy at The Politico, well that just doesn't help her cause one bit.