Why I Have No Doubt I Will Be Your Next President

So, it's 1:30 in the AM, and I'm up because my dang sciatica is flaring up. Let me tell you, being 64 is no walk in the park, unless you're imagining a walk in the park on your knees. And being up, flipping through the channels and finding not even a Skinemax movie to enjoy, I was thinking about how I just know I will walk right into the Oval Office with barely a fight.

Because the Democrats will annihilate their chances at the office. Even their own have to admit it: the Democrats plain and simple have a culture problem. If crap like this is what they think of as culture, well they're just cruising for a bruising. Thank god that cultural politics is our expertise.