Oh, for God's Sake

Jesus Fucking H. Christ. Someone on my staff came to tell me we had a false alarm: the $100 wager for proof that I ever got serious about anything in the Church of Christ was actually an online joke.

Christ almighty, a lot of us just fell right for it and took it seriously. Because god knows that's how them holy rollers can get some times. It was a joke just a little too close to reality.

And as all us candidates head out there to break bread with them and try to get them on our side, most of us sure are afraid a little bit inside that we'll end up with a situation like that on our hands.