Newsflash: I Was a Lobbyist

It's so silly, really. The opposition is out there trying to get a handle on all my old clients from my days as a lobbyist, hoping they can tar and feather me with something, and now a Nashville media outlet has posted lots of them online.

Don't know what they expect to get out of it. Most people aren't going to know or care about most of my clients, and I find it hard to believe anyone is going to hold me guilty of their crimes. But what they are ending up doing is promoting me to our friends in the corporate sector. That's right, big boys -- I used to whore myself on the Hill just for you. Now send some of that campaign cash my way so we can rekindle the magic once I'm in the White House.