Was There Ever Any Doubt?

Ah, yes... the Zogby poll shows me in the lead of a race I haven't formally entered yet. McNuts is already in the remainder bin, Miss Romney has taken his place in third, and the limp-dicked loudmouth New Yorker is behind me.

Really, it's already a fight between Hillary and me. And at that point, who cares what I stand for? Just crown me president already.

It's going to be a sweet, sweet eight years, folks.