Ha!

I don't need FOX "News" to suck on my dick after all. The people will do it for me.

There's all these people in Nevada, New Hampshire, Iowa, Florida, and South Carolina who tell the pollsters that they're familiar with my healthcare plan, even though I don't have one.

See? The people love me. They will continue to love me no matter what FOX "News" has to say about me.

So, there.

Finally -- an Attack from the OTHER Side

Nice. The Democrat Party machine just spat out some more evidence that I'm still the one to beat. They put out a press release copying the observations that the FOX traitors made of my Iowa appearance and describing me as trying to jumpstart a campaign that's dying before it's even officially underway.

Thanks for that, Democrats! By attacking me, you're just propelling me to the top of the heap. It shows you're scared of little old me. My people are going to wave your little press release in front of every political reporter's face. You could have let FOX try to kill me with the conservative base, but once it's you folks taking aim -- well, that only helps me, dumbasses.

Oh, FOX, Where Is the Love?

Well, folks, I admit it: I'm feeling like a dog that just had its nose rubbed in its own mess. How could FOX "News" choose that limp-dicked loudmouth from New York City instead of Big Daddy?

Jeri, get off the pole and hold me.

Et tu, FOX News?

I just don't know what to say. FOX News is supposed to be the friendliest platform for us, but they just handed me a nice little plate of shit for dessert:





Look, folks, having chemo treatments and trying to keep it a secret takes its toll on your concentration.