Want to Know Why I'm Going to Be Your Next President?

Just check out what happened yesterday during the Gen. Petraeus lovefest in Congress. It's as easy to see as the hotness of my wife that the man was there to propagandize and mislead the public about the so-called effectiveness of the escalation (which has successfully been renamed "the surge"), but the Pussycrats just asked for more.

Don't think for a moment that I am criticizing them. Hell, I love it. It's a clear sign that they will never stand up to the most fucked-up thing this president has done. And if they can't stand up to that, they will never mount a real case for a Democrat being president.

Jeri, honey, why don't you hum "Hail to the Chief" to me tonight?