So Did I Dive or Belly-Flop?

Poor George Will. It's so hard for him, and all the folks like him who used to be the kids who got pantsed and short-sheeted by the cooler kids, who grew up to be folks like me.

So Will is pronouncing that my dive into the pool was just a belly-flop. But it turns out that I'm making a splash: decimating Giuliani's lead nationally, ranking at the top for the conservative base, and running #1 in some states.

Suck that, George Will. Even with cancer, I am the GOP stud.