I Will Survive

I think we're pretty much balancing the "rumors" of my poor health with the counter-story that I'm now an exercise fiend, but I don't know if we'll ever be able to kill the rumors entirely, what with my draculoid appearance.

Unless I do something about that. Thank god I still have my Hollywood contacts; we're going to have the best of the best make-up and F/X folks turn me into McStudly before too long.