Watergate Memories

Thank god my autobiography has been marked up so high -- not that many people can get their hands on it to use against me, like the folks at Media Matters are trying to do.

And thank god there are so many folks in the press who are scared to death of their own shadows and won't even begin to pursue the story of my double-agent work in Watergate. As long as we keep up the pressure and call them out for their so-called "liberal bias," they'll keep positively biasing their reports in our favor.

I sure do love a compliant press!