Get Me Some Real Endorsements Already

Goddammit, when I said we needed some journalistic endorsements, I wasn't talking about Male Nurse Magazine. Are you people high? No, seriously, are you high? Because I'd swear you were a bunch of potsmoking Democrats if you think this is going to do the trick. My nutsack has more commonsense.

Now get out there and get me some real endorsements before I have to tell Jeri that it's time to fire some more campaign staff.