Jeri to Perform (Not on Stripper Pole)

We're pretty excited about Jeri's upcoming debut in a California panel of the wives of the presidential candidates. We know she'll walk away with the prize for perkiest titties.

I'm just so proud of my hot wife that I can hardly stand it.

Once we finally have her front and center, America is going to fall in love with her. They haven't had a hot piece of tail in the East Wing since Jackie Kennedy.