Sunday, August 26, 2007

Why Is He Still Getting Ink?

Ron Paul gets this big piece in the Houston Chronicle. And I say: why? My pubes have a better shot in the primaries than that weirdo. His supporters are nothing more than Cheez-Whiz-slurping, technobabble-speaking freaks sitting in their parents' basement wearing their Starfleet uniforms, clicking around for free porn on YouTube, and instant messaging each other about the next comics convention.

I thought Tommy Thompson's flame-out would have been a lesson to Ron Paul and the other barnacles in this race: get out now and make room for Big Daddy before I swing my monster cock into this race and you get my salty manjuice all over your miserable little face. Before, as Ron Paul supporters would say, you get "pwned."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The fact that people like you are allowed to vote is one of the many problems facing this nation. You view a presidential election as if it's the MLB playoffs.

Anonymous said...

I think Fred Thompson will have some explaining to do once he gets into the race.

His support for McCain-Feingold might be a good place to start. I want to hear him explain why he wants to criminalize conservative activist group campaign spending.

I also think his health will be an issue once he's in the campaign. The recent photos of him that I've seen make him look like he's on the edge of death. He doesn't look so good without Dick Wolf's makeup people and lighting people helping him out. I think his cancer took more of him out than he has acknowledged and one reason he pushed his announcement back so far was to avoid the rigors of a long campaign.

toronator said...

Ron Paul has my vote. I'm teaching English in South Korea. Quite a few Americans here support Ron Paul.

Anonymous said...

hey, keep up the good work, yer making yer candidate look very respectable, with top quality supporters!