This Also Doesn't Help

Folks, I'm a God-fearing man. Which means I have to ask: is God taking revenge on the Republican Party for taking his name in vain for political purposes for so many years?

If it ain't all the scandals from Delay to Foley to Larry Craig to Hurricane Katrina to you-name-it, it's the miserable news coming out of Iraq.

Did we really need a GAO report that's so pessimistic? I mean, sure, it's all true, but couldn't they at least paint a bright glossy glaze on top of it? Dayum.

You know, if we don't get some more manufactured optimism out there, and I mean quick, it's going to be hard for us to move ahead with plans to use Iraq as a base to bomb Iran.