My God, the Democrats Are Dumber than a Pile of Toe Nail Clippings

The Democrats sure are making it easy for me to take the White House. Just listen to what their Whip says: if General Petraeus issues a really positive report on Iraq, the Democrats will fall apart on the war.

Now isn't that just about the dumbest thing you've ever heard?

Of course Petraeus is going to put out a positive report. It's Bush's war... he has to put out a positive report.

And the aftermath means that Democrats are going to continue to be weak on the issue that gave them back control of the Congress.

Which means -- the public will continue to have low opinions of the Democrats in Congress. And that means that whichever one is the presidential nominee -- Hillary or Obama -- it doesn't matter, either way they're going to come into the race with that taint.

And Big Daddy is going to be the one person in the race who had nothing to do with that incompetent in the White House or the lame Congress that can't get its act together.

"A vote for me is a vote for change." Lord, I crack myself up. But that's the kind of bullshit that's going to be my ticket to the White House.