Actors Always Attract Crazy People

There's something about being on TV that magnified my natural good looks and charm and made me the very essence of a man. Sure, I get stalkers, but I also bring in the women who aren't satisfied with their beer gut husbands, the gays who have daddy issues, the sweet young thangs with daddy issues, and damn near everyone who thinks this country is going to hell in a handbasket and only a real man can make it right.

"Fred Thompson is so authentic, so earthy, so masculine and virile... he's damn near a food group. Americans will eat it up." I couldn't have said it better myself, sweetie.