I Am Really Good at This

I just saw the video of my appearance on the Tonight Show, and I must say I was really effective:

Listen to that smooth delivery! I've said so many of those lines over and over and over again -- never craved, haven't been running since high school, not set out to be the president for its own sake but so that I can do the lots of things that only a president can do, blah bluh blah bluh blah. I just have a knack for making it sound like it's the first time I ever said it.

Did you catch my subtle dig at Hillary? Calling Kerry a flip-flopper was so successful for Dubya that we're testing the waters for ways of doing the same to her.