Sunday, June 3, 2007

Chuckle... I've Got This Thing Sewn Up

All that time carefully cultivating my public persona in Hollywood has paid off: I make the ladies cream in their jeans. Miss Romney thought she would have this kind of appeal, but face facts: the soccer moms don't have wet dreams about guys with better hair than they have.

Note to self: maybe I should get some of my "grassroots" operatives to make some T-shirts that call me Big Stud Daddy, the Ultimate DILF, Former Senator Studly, Superschlong, something like that.

I am going to make a great president. Two terms -- and more, once we get that constitutional amendment passed. I'm going to be the new FDR. But without the cripple thing.

2 comments:

All Creamed Up said...

You are so right, Fred. And America will be better off when you're president; only you can wield the big, big sword of American military power. I want to see you with that big sword real, real bad.

Just an Anonymous Observer said...

I honestly don't see what looks have to do with it. The American people deserve a president who is really smart on the issues they care about. And I do like husky men with a drawl and a way with the ladies, but you're not really my type.