No, I Don't Always Believe These Lines

OK, when I said Alberto Gonzales didn't do anything wrong and was the poor victim of critics just piling on him... yeah, I admit it, I was talking out of my fart-hole. That was one of the lyingest motherfuckers to ever stink up Washington, D.C. -- heads and shoulders above the many, many stinking liars in Washington.

But see here, I can't just go around calling all them spades a spade. You get your palm greased enough, you have to give a hand-job or two now and then. That's politics.

Just ask Larry.