I Am So Articulate

I am really a slick politician. Check me out as I defend myself on the charges that I failed the conservative movement somehow when I didn't vote to take away the rights of the little guy to sue for justice.

I am a master. They threw "tort reform" at me; I threw "federalism" right back. There are enough conservative so-called principles that I can dodge and weave just about anything.

God I'm good. When they made me, they broke the mold and then ground up all the pieces.