The Losers Debate

Am I really watching the debates? I'm really just thinking about what I'm going to do tonight. Yeah, I'll have some bland patter on Hannity and Colmes, but that's just to pretend I'm interested in anything they have to say.

Gut reaction: Miss Romney doesn't look presidential just because she isn't as crazy as Tancredo, Brokeback, and the other losers. Limpiani looks like a toddler on crank. McCain has got to stop saying, "My friends." You have no friends, loser.

I'm going to tear them apart.