The Pygmies Are Falling Over Themselves

I'm watching these lesser candidates debating in Iowa on This Week with George Staphylococcus, and it's a hoot.

People are second-guessing why I haven't declared yet. Folks, just change the channel and watch this silly excuse for a debate. I would lower myself by being in the middle of that crazy mix.

And they all just went on record opposing expanding health insurance for kids. That's real bright, dimwats. "Socialized medicine" and "market-based solutions" are just not terms that are going to work for the grubby classes these days.