Oh, for God's Sake

Those dumbfuck hicks in South Carolina have moved their primary up, and the result will probably be a cascade of reschedulings to make other primaries even earlier.

Let's just give up and have them all on the same goddamned date. That's right -- Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, and all the rest of the 50 goddamned states.

It's just going to mean that we're going to put all our eggs in a couple of vote-rich baskets. And your state will lose out on being visited by Big Daddy. If that's what you want, fine.

You've just mooned the nation, South Carolina.