Lord I Hope No One Puts 2 and 2 Together

Some folks out there scoffed at my answer to the question why I want to be president. Some folks think that saying that I want to do "lots of things" isn't enough of an answer.

The secret is that I have seen the writing on the wall -- over the next few years, traffic in Washington is going to be as backed up as my colon after the cheese course. Dirty secret is I want a nice live-work situation and a police escort to make sure I always get where I want to go.