We're Trying Out "Edgy"

We were thinking it was time for more buzz. Obama had Obama Girl, so we figured why not something that would really get folks talking -- some kind of online musical video, but with some edge that would make it a conversation piece.

We kept it looking "grassroots," with the poor film quality and the bad lip syncing. We wanted to experiment with some sort of appeal to the Log Cabin types but also keep it looking as disconnected as possible from our official campaign.

Not just the gay thing, but the supposedly critical angle -- it looks like critics of us, but their criticism is so subtle you just miss it. All you hear is "My johnson is for Thompson." Tra la la. Unless you listen very, very closely.

I have to say, we do great work. I can't wait to move into the White House.

Update: Well, maybe not. We do have standards.

Miss Romney Has an Admirer

In my day, no right-thinking man went around talking about "man crushes" or "bromance" or "getting gaysted by your dancefloor bro." But I guess times are changing. The Log Cabin types are still kind of a joke in our circles, especially now that Brokeback Mountain came out, but they've got the money and the right political leanings, and as long as they don't lean in too close I guess I just say, "Welcome to the big tent, and we're happy to have you help us get some better floral arrangements in here."

Even so, for Miss Romney to be publicly fawned over by some guy at The Politico, well that just doesn't help her cause one bit.