... 'cause the evangelicals tell me so. After Dobson's ding, it sure has been nice to get some of the other evangelicals to drown him out, like Gary Bauer and James Land. They know what's what -- that if they want any chance of having any of their nutso ideas put into law, they're going to have get a GOP candidate who can actually beat Hillary.
Oh, Dobson. God is smiling on you but he's frowning, too, 'cause only God knows what you'll be stupid enough to do.
Well now, this just doesn't make any sense at all. Now why in the hell wouldn't James Dobson endorse me?
Sure, I have a little lack-of-credentials problem on the religion front, and I'm a little wishy-washy on the gay marriage question, plus I may have done some representation for a pro-abortion group (which apparently matters a hell of a lot more to some churchy types than the fact that I represented an evil murderer).
But the evangelical types need to realize that if they want a real Bible thumper as president, they're going to have to reelect Jimmy Carter. They takes their chances when they plays their chips with the GOP. Our only church is Wall Street.
So there's this loony out there who is trying to be like Larry Flynt, bu
And this is coming on the heels of that pseduo-religious political hack James Dobson questioning my faith -- which is his way of questioning whether the religious conservative grassroots should back me, but doing it supposedly in the name of the Lord.
And I have one simple answer: Jeri. This stone cold fox is actually my wife. That's all the proof I need that there is a God in Heaven.
And she takes me to Heaven every single night, Dobson. Sex: look into it. It might make you less uptight.
