tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64572877627102516222011-04-21T15:53:10.983-07:00Private musings during my quest to become leader of the free world.Good Ol' Fredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13150420741428616665noreply@blogger.comBlogger1951100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457287762710251622.post-54492518910132700432007-10-03T20:14:00.000-07:002007-10-03T20:18:31.554-07:00

For chrissakes. Look, I thought "so be it" was the English translation of "amen."Well, that's what I'm going to tell everyone when they start asking about it, because of this goddamned column.

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The princesses carved out of butter are just symptoms of the deeper problem: America is a vast country with lots of lots of really boring places. And now I have to go to yet another one of them.

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New Gingrich is like George Will -- the kid who always got pantsed and shortsheeted and wedgied. Only Newt was also the fat kid who read science fiction books but wasn't one of the smart kids even though he desperately wanted to believe he was.Now that piggy SOB is thinking he might actually try to run for president.Fat chance, fatty. You come off as arrogant -- you would be like the Republican

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... 'cause the evangelicals tell me so. After Dobson's ding, it sure has been nice to get some of the other evangelicals to drown him out, like Gary Bauer and James Land. They know what's what -- that if they want any chance of having any of their nutso ideas put into law, they're going to have get a GOP candidate who can actually beat Hillary.Oh, Dobson. God is smiling on you but he's frowning

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I try to forget what a bunch of stinking dumbasses that whole Bush administration is. Put on my laconic grin, pretend everything is OK, blame our problems on Clinton. Make people think it's still safe to vote Republican, because not everything is Dubya's fault.But I don't think I can maintain that charade anymore.Goddamned holy fucking shit from the fucking mother of Jesus fucking H. Christ.

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We were thinking it was time for more buzz. Obama had Obama Girl, so we figured why not something that would really get folks talking -- some kind of online musical video, but with some edge that would make it a conversation piece.We kept it looking "grassroots," with the poor film quality and the bad lip syncing. We wanted to experiment with some sort of appeal to the Log Cabin types but also

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If anyone ever doubted that Jeri is an asset to this campaign and not a liability, I defy him to check out this graphic from the New York Post.The best thing is that the Post chooses to pit Big Daddy's campaign against Hillary's instead of keeping us down in the heap with the other GOP candidates. It's a subtle way of sending the signal that we are the GOP frontrunner and that we are already in

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Managing the public's perception of a candidate is pretty simple when you're able to manage the forum you're in. That's why we just love local news. They give you more puff than a French bakery. More softballs than a lesbian barbecue. Note how, at the end of this really nice local TV station interview, they focus on me and Hillary. Why? Because we're the leaders. The top of the heap. Take

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Oh, yes. Texas is like home. They totally understand our message: I'm for America.(What the hell does that mean? Image is the message; the message is image. That's how we're going to win this thing.)God bless you, Texas. Now if every state with a lot of electoral college votes could be more like you....

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Well now, this just doesn't make any sense at all. Now why in the hell wouldn't James Dobson endorse me?Sure, I have a little lack-of-credentials problem on the religion front, and I'm a little wishy-washy on the gay marriage question, plus I may have done some representation for a pro-abortion group (which apparently matters a hell of a lot more to some churchy types than the fact that I

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"Commonsense conservative." Expect to hear more of that from us. The name of the game is perception management, and we have poll-tested the phrase and found that it reinforces the public's image of Big Daddy as a folksy smalltown redblooded American man. (And makes them not think of me as a DC insider and well-heeled lobbyist-lawyer.)

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Goddammit, when I said we needed some journalistic endorsements, I wasn't talking about Male Nurse Magazine. Are you people high? No, seriously, are you high? Because I'd swear you were a bunch of potsmoking Democrats if you think this is going to do the trick. My nutsack has more commonsense.Now get out there and get me some real endorsements before I have to tell Jeri that it's time to fire

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We're pretty excited about Jeri's upcoming debut in a California panel of the wives of the presidential candidates. We know she'll walk away with the prize for perkiest titties.I'm just so proud of my hot wife that I can hardly stand it.Once we finally have her front and center, America is going to fall in love with her. They haven't had a hot piece of tail in the East Wing since Jackie Kennedy.

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Now this is campaign coverage. Expect to see us doing a lot more local news. I mean, this is just great. It's the perfect way to get your face on folks' TV screens and answer the right kind of questions to get the right kind of message out.

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I don't know how anyone could question my health or fitness for office. Just look at my latest video. Hell, just look at the first frame you see below. How could anyone be concerned about cancer when I look that good?

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You know, it's pretty simple -- we have to maintain our invasion of Iraq. We need an ongoing reason to fund our major corporate friends. We need the crucial location for our upcoming invasion of Iran. We have a lot of unfinished business there. And we have to periodically pick up some crappy little country and throw it against the wall just to show the world who's boss -- something we will

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The political press insists on forcing the facts to fit the story it wants to tell -- and if they don't like the facts, they'll just toss them aside.Nobody knows this better than Big Daddy. Newsweek is going on and on about my "slow start," and George Will and Robert Novak both are telling everyone I've already crashed and burned.Meanwhile, I had surged into number one according to the Rasmussen

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The NY Times is right: I do take risks with the stands I take on the issues. Check it out: defending the right to bear arms. Supporting the idea of drilling in the Gulf. Not taking a stand on the Terri Schiavo case two years after it happened. I'm the maverick, the risk-taker of the Republican field. And telling the GOP base that I'm for reform of the entitlements -- well, that's the very

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So, watch this from Fucker Carlson's show. That little punk and his dumbass guest are debating how my super-successful campaign is somehow a failure. And Carlson actually thinks the best campaigns are animated by a central idea. As if. John Edwards has an idea and he can't break out of the number three slot. Truth is, the American people don't care about ideas; they want image.And that's Big

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Poor George Will. It's so hard for him, and all the folks like him who used to be the kids who got pantsed and short-sheeted by the cooler kids, who grew up to be folks like me.So Will is pronouncing that my dive into the pool was just a belly-flop. But it turns out that I'm making a splash: decimating Giuliani's lead nationally, ranking at the top for the conservative base, and running #1 in

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Look, folks, I don't know why this whole "cancer" business keep cropping up in the news. Silence on this subject is golden.Don't worry. Vote for me. The odds are good for that gamble: I have a better than even shot of still being alive after four years, and a decent shot at being alive throughout a second term.Life's a crap shoot, folks. Anybody could drop dead any time for any reason. Just

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Did Fred Thompson wait too long? Are evangelicals actually unsure about him? Can he pull anything off? Shouldn't he have been at the debates?Ha. Ha. HA!The political press can't stand it when someone has a play that's not in their playbook. They want to tell a horserace story, and they just can't stand it when someone doesn't play along.As Jim Cramer would say, Boo Yah.

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Just check out what happened yesterday during the Gen. Petraeus lovefest in Congress. It's as easy to see as the hotness of my wife that the man was there to propagandize and mislead the public about the so-called effectiveness of the escalation (which has successfully been renamed "the surge"), but the Pussycrats just asked for more.Don't think for a moment that I am criticizing them. Hell, I

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Well, well, well. So Miss Romney's folks were behind an anti-Big Daddy blog.I knew it. Only folks affiliated with campaigns would have any interest in building a blog to oppose lil' ol' me. And frankly, I'm such a captivating public figure, it's just plain hard to believe anyone out there in real America would be anti-Fred.And you know what? I knew it had to be Miss Romney. I'm way up there

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The Jesus freaks sure are hard to please. But I have to say, waiting to come into the race officially has paid off: all the other assmonkeys have either disappointed the God squad or failed to become serious candidates.Meanwhile, at least that article shows that my strategy is paying off: Richard Land, one of the leading Holy Rollers, balanced my half-in, half-out position on a gay marriage

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OK, so the New York Times thinks it has a hot story with its revelation that I am "linked" to lobbying work for the Libyan government after the Pan Am 103 explosion over Lockerbie, Scotland.Folks, that ain't going to make a dint at all in Big Daddy's campaign.If no one paid attention to my having worked for Arisitide, what with the fiery tire necklace deaths and all, no one is going to blink at

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Memo to the press:Please read this story for an example of how to best frame any story about me or my candidacy. Compare it with this story, which is exactly what I hope I'll never see again as the lead of any story about me. Never again.Thank you.

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People sure are ready to pounce on just about anything I say as a sign of what I stand for. I guess it makes sense, what with federalism being the only principle I have on the principles section of my website right now.So, folks are talking about my call for a constitutional amendment to keep the states from making gay marriage legal. I know, it doesn't necessarily make sense alongside my

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It's a Fredtastic time -- boy, am I tired, hitting my marks in event after event, interview after interview. All I have the energy to do right about now is watch some of my coverage on the TV.Check this out from Hardball -- they start off with just the right question: Is Fred Thompson the next Reagan? Doesn't matter one bit that Chris Matthews was tough on me; in fact, it wouldn't have

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That New Hampshire debate sucked. I don't know what else to say. Sucked like a Dyson that never loses suction.

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Live blogging the debates:They're asking for folks to text in with votes to determine tonight's winner. But watch the folks in the restaurant on FOX... ain't a one of them feeling happy about the candidates on the stage.You know what that means? Tonight's winner is Big Daddy, of course. They're dying to vote for Arthur Branch.

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Live blogging the debates:NOW they're talking about something real: a "hypothetical" situation about taking action against Iran.Wait, did McCain just promise to sell arms to Iran in exchange for hostages? What did I just hear?Is that it?

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Live blogging the debates:This is dull. I thought I was going to live blog the New Hampshire debate all night, but I keep nodding off.Folks, this boring-ass crowd is the whole reason I have to run. The only interesting guy up there is Ron Paul, but he has less a chance of winning than my toe fungus.

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Live blogging the debates:Seriously. And not just Ron Paul -- Tancrappo, Fuckabee, Duncan Cunter. Why are those losers still in it?This is why it makes total sense for me to skip the debate. It would debase me to have to talk with those numbnuts.

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Live blogging the debates:Still talking about immigration and amnesty? Christ almighty. This might be hot with the base, but damn -- our corporate friends need the cheap illegal labor. What a bind for the party.Um, Miss Romney -- claiming we will end illegal immigration by getting rid of the "magnets," by which he means "sanctuary cities." Yeah, right. If we got rid of all "sanctuary cities,"

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Live blogging the debates:I was listening to all the back-and-forth about borders and immigration, but I nodded off. Wonder how much I missed.

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Live blogging the debates:Yeah, I'm watching the losers who can't catch up to me -- debating right now. Sure, FOX has just given the debaters a chance to crack jokes and insult me... but I'll be damned if they didn't make me the first question, and now they're all trying to knock me down. Like losers always try to knock down the winner.And Miss Romney -- yeah, your joke has already been

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I'm rehearsing my lines, doing some improv exercises to prep me for my Leno interview, practicing my blocking. My big official debut is going to make the ladies cream and the gentlemen turn green with envy.The movie star is about to be in the race, folks. My star wattage is going to brighten up what has been a depressing GOP field to date.

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Thank god my autobiography has been marked up so high -- not that many people can get their hands on it to use against me, like the folks at Media Matters are trying to do. And thank god there are so many folks in the press who are scared to death of their own shadows and won't even begin to pursue the story of my double-agent work in Watergate. As long as we keep up the pressure and call them

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I think we're pretty much balancing the "rumors" of my poor health with the counter-story that I'm now an exercise fiend, but I don't know if we'll ever be able to kill the rumors entirely, what with my draculoid appearance. Unless I do something about that. Thank god I still have my Hollywood contacts; we're going to have the best of the best make-up and F/X folks turn me into McStudly before

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Someone commented on a blog and suggested the term "Frederalism." We're actually thinking about adopting it. So far, federalism is the only principle we have on our website, so we think branding it might make up for our lack of other ideas.Just a thought.

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We've had such success lately using the ET approach to media that we just had to keep it up -- and it works. People are foaming at the mouth about the leaked news of the TV ad time we bought during the New Hampshire GOP debate that we aren't attending. And that's just coverage of the leaked plan; we'll get tons more once it actually airs!And the press continues to be seduced by Big Daddy's big

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OK, so some British general is blaming Rumsfeld for fucking up Iraq, even going so far as to call him "intellectually bankrupt." You know what? I'm glad to see this.Sure, maybe the last thing we need is more criticism of how the Bush administration incompetently handled Iraq. But it's good to see this guy is doing just what we wanted: speaking now, now that it's too late, instead of speaking

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When you have an enemy so alien to your way of life, like we have in this War on Terror, you have to learn how to think like they think. And what better way to do that than to start living like they live?I figured it out and spelled it out for folks in a recent speech:We’ve got to do better, more committed, more united, more unified than we’ve ever been before. And yet you look at our responses

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Oh, hallelujah! There's nothing like a gay marriage decision to make people want to vote Republican!Sure, there's a bit of a contradiction in having a party with so many leaders being exposed as gay (and sleazy gay at that) being the party opposed to gay marriage. But no one is going to hold those two separate thoughts in their head at the same time. We've carefully defunded public education

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So, Fuckabee comes in second in a straw poll that none of the front runners participated in -- because it was a waste of time and didn't matter for any purpose at all -- and he polls consistently as sixth at best -- well behind a man who has not officially announced his candidacy yet -- and the Post gives him this warm and fuzzy send-up.Meanwhile, Big Daddy moves forward by announcing that we

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Well, folks, I guess this is just a reminder that all our talk about free markets comes back to bite us on the ass. People are pricing up the remaining copies of my Watergate book plus writing books and selling stuff about me... it warms my heart, but it lines their pockets.

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Folks, you know when something like Larry Craig happens, there's gonna be a late-night joke or two. But for this thing to be the subject of a reenactment on MSNBC... well, that just goes too far.See just how disgraceful this is -- just disgraceful:

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Folks, I'm a God-fearing man. Which means I have to ask: is God taking revenge on the Republican Party for taking his name in vain for political purposes for so many years?If it ain't all the scandals from Delay to Foley to Larry Craig to Hurricane Katrina to you-name-it, it's the miserable news coming out of Iraq.Did we really need a GAO report that's so pessimistic? I mean, sure, it's all

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Please. The audio tape of Larry Craig's exchange with the cop in the bathroom... someone, please make it go away. The Republican Party can't handle yet another scandal. We've had so much corruption, criminal conspiracy, cover up, incompetence, and deception -- plus another high-profile gay sex scandal -- that I just don't think we can handle too much more of this.Well, thank god this didn't

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One of my supporters put up a lovefest photo montage on YouTube of my boring-ass trip in boring-ass Montana. Or maybe it was Minnesota. Whatever -- who really knows the difference; they're both the middle of bumfuck.

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The announcement that we will announce our announcement in a conference call with supporters... tee hee hee, it works. Already, they're breathlessly reporting this breaking news of the news that will break next week -- check out, so far, the LA Times and CBS News.I suppose the other outlets are waiting to report on the conference call itself, in which I will announce that we will make the

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If we leak some news about our upcoming campaign announcement -- well, it will continue our Entertainment Tonight approach to campaign media and it might get the public to stop thinking of bathroom sex when they hear the word "Republican."Well, if I have to take one for the team, so be it. That's called leadership, folks.

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Folks, I just don't know what to say about this Larry Craig business. But I definitely can see why the GOP caucus stripped him of his committee assignments: I mean, how can someone who goes in for sex in public bathrooms be the lead Republican on a committee all about Superfund and environmental health? His career is a brownfield.Oh, lordy. We just didn't need another scandal, what with all

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Check me out from this old clip on the Charlie Rose show -- I really nail the whole purpose of government in one simple sentence:

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So the Washington Post is reporting breathlessly on its front page that Bush wants $50 billion more for Iraq.So?Listen, we're not going to be able to hold the fort in Iraq and invade Iran if we don't start now to build up the extra funds. I don't know what the story here is.

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I don't know what kind of fantasy-land the political press people are living in. They're dying to say that my campaign is already withered on the vine, but the fact is that the people are lining up to lick my hairy toes.Here's the latest "Mama say wha'?" moment: the National Journal says of the blogosphere, "Conservative frustration with the tortured roll out of the Fred Thompson campaign is

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Who's officially tied for number one of the Republicans? Yup -- I haven't even officially declared my candidacy, and I'm up there at number one.And once I'm official -- just wait and see how long it takes for me to be the undisputed number one, no ties, no question.Suck that, FOX "News."

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OK, when I said Alberto Gonzales didn't do anything wrong and was the poor victim of critics just piling on him... yeah, I admit it, I was talking out of my fart-hole. That was one of the lyingest motherfuckers to ever stink up Washington, D.C. -- heads and shoulders above the many, many stinking liars in Washington.But see here, I can't just go around calling all them spades a spade. You get

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No -- not my campaign. I know the political press is trying everything it can to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste from the roll on the story that we parted ways with someone on the campaign staff. Now, they should be telling that story as us clearing the way for a real campaign by taking out folks with no real campaign experience, but nooooooooooooooooooo -- they have to make it a

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We spent some time trying to craft just the right way to take a pass on saying anything firm about what I would do as president. First, we tried to get away with just saying that we want to do "lots of things," but that only gets you so far, especially once they start asking pointed questions. We've been mastering lots of ways to speak out of both sides on my mouth on specific issues, like Iraq

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People are talking about the possibility we will announce our decision soon using online video.He he!It's the Entertainment Tonight approach to campaigning. You know: ET gets an exclusive of Madonna recording a new song; ET then gets an exclusive of Madonna shooting a video; ET then gets an exclusive of preparations for the release of the song; and ET then gets an exclusive of the actual

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That's right -- I am good. Until I hear otherwise on FOX assfuckin' "News," I am going to call my Indiana address a success. And my local TV interview gave me yet another opportunity to display my mastery: I can take a canned talking point I've used a million times and make it sound like it's the first fucking time.And I see the Democrats are continuing their campaign to lose the White House,

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Ron Paul gets this big piece in the Houston Chronicle. And I say: why? My pubes have a better shot in the primaries than that weirdo. His supporters are nothing more than Cheez-Whiz-slurping, technobabble-speaking freaks sitting in their parents' basement wearing their Starfleet uniforms, clicking around for free porn on YouTube, and instant messaging each other about the next comics

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I'm in Indianapolis, the most boring place I've been since Iowa, to speak at -- what was it again? Midwest Leadership Conference. I can't say as I know of any real leadership going on in Indianapolis, but what the hell -- they've got money, I need money. So I'll do the keynote speech at their queer little conference and smile and slap them on the back and make them feel like real important

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I don't need FOX "News" to suck on my dick after all. The people will do it for me.There's all these people in Nevada, New Hampshire, Iowa, Florida, and South Carolina who tell the pollsters that they're familiar with my healthcare plan, even though I don't have one.See? The people love me. They will continue to love me no matter what FOX "News" has to say about me.So, there.

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Nice. The Democrat Party machine just spat out some more evidence that I'm still the one to beat. They put out a press release copying the observations that the FOX traitors made of my Iowa appearance and describing me as trying to jumpstart a campaign that's dying before it's even officially underway.Thanks for that, Democrats! By attacking me, you're just propelling me to the top of the heap

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Well, folks, I admit it: I'm feeling like a dog that just had its nose rubbed in its own mess. How could FOX "News" choose that limp-dicked loudmouth from New York City instead of Big Daddy?Jeri, get off the pole and hold me.

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He really does take the title of Leader of the Free World seriously. Now he's rewriting history: saying the lesson of Vietnam is that we can't just pull out when we recognize the war is a failure.Them's some big, big balls. My hats off to the man.

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I just don't know what to say. FOX News is supposed to be the friendliest platform for us, but they just handed me a nice little plate of shit for dessert:Look, folks, having chemo treatments and trying to keep it a secret takes its toll on your concentration.

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At long last, we have developed a strategy on Iraq: blame the Democrats.Sure, we could blame the ineptitude of the Bush administration for failing to keep up with the Clinton administration's intense focus on anti-terrorism until 9/11 happened, or for falling down on the job on intelligence in the days before 9/11, or for using 9/11 as an excuse to go after Iraq even though we all knew it would

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We've got a crackerjack team of folks who specialize in monitoring what folks are saying about us on the Internets. And that means even silly blogs about footwear fashions: when this little gal wrote a comment raising potentially tricky questions about my health, our team flew into action and turned the tables on the whole thing.Believe me, we're going to crowd out any talk like that so that it

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Great... just great. We post our position on border security and illegal immigration right about the same time the Dumbass goes up to Canada for the North American Summit to talk about amping up NAFTA and the integration of our markets. OK, yes, we could be better about our timing in getting things up on the website, but we sure do have a problem -- how do we keep pulling in the

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He he he. Check me out on video from the Iowa crapfest:That golf cart sure was the smartest thing I've done in a long, long time. What a way to communicate to the people that I'm one of them -- I mean, I'm there, after all -- while also being above them. People want that combination in a leader.

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There's always someone trying to drag you down. We're not concerned about the FEC complaint filed against us. Bush owns the FEC; the rule of law has become the rule of the decider, and he's going to decide for us. You can bank on that.UPDATE: Damn. The press is starting to pick up on it. Oh well -- the allegation is about something so arcane no one in the public will really understand it

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I've been doing the campaign blah blah blah thing in Iowa. Yeah, that's me, holding pigs, pretending to be amazed at their stupid cow carved out of butter, trying to say, "No, thank you so much," every time someone tries to foist their fried crap.Iowa is a taste of hell. Why is this the first place to go in the race for the nomination? Couldn't it be somewhere more fun, like Hawaii?And the

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It's my birthday. I'm 65.I don't know if it's the real age of my bones or the secret chemo treatments talking, but I just have to say -- 65 is old.

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People ask me if I'm worried about the prospect of being a president with a Democrat Congress. I have one easy answer to that: nope.Didn't you see how the Dems just pussed out and handed the White House power to spy on America? Now the administration is going all out and using spy satellites. Spy satellites!With Democrats like these, who needs a Republican Congress?

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Note to self: have someone dig up some way to get me in that godawful On Faith series they've got on the Washington Post's website. It's a real waste of ones and zeroes, but they've got some mewling bullshit about Condi Rice on it, and I figure it can only help me with the far-right religious nutcases to have someone feature me.They have a piece about Condi being influenced by Jeremiah; I think

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If we have to have a Democrat, I think I would be just fine with Obama. I like what he's saying about how he thinks unconventionally and can move us out of partisan bickering. He's right when he says the way ahead is to break with conventional thinking and ideological poles. Conventional thinking for a Democrat means thinking like a Democrat; leaving behind ideological extremes for a Democrat

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When you run for office, it helps to have a lead message. I think we found ours, with the news that Americans are no longer the tallest people. Honestly, if we're behind the Dutch, then something is wrong.We're going to sit on it a while, though, while we figure out how to blame it on the Democrats.

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It's good to see our government doing what it's supposed to do: protect wealth when free markets go awry. But then leave everything else to the markets. That's the balance we need.

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Limpiani has to pull back his claim that he spent just as much -- if not more -- time at Ground Zero than the first responders. Hehehe. He just doesn't know the subtle way to be self-aggrandizing.

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My crack staff really knows what it's doing. Check out my statement against the calls for a small gas tax increase to raise moneys to rebuild the nation's crumbling infrastructure:Whoa now. Let’s hold our horses a minute and think about the calls for new tax increases to fix our infrastructure problems. The Minneapolis bridge collapse is a tragedy, but we can’t let it be used to compound

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Our team sure is sharp, I have to say. When I heard about South Carolina moving up its primary date, I admit I lost my shit. But our team did this fantastic news release turning it into a positive -- into an opportunity to position ourselves again.Check out this:“Changes to primary dates are only a problem for long-running candidates,” said Randy Enwright, national political director of the

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Oh, yes -- Bush is finally starting to throw a bone to us, to help us with our effort to keep the White House and take back Congress for the Republican Party.His demand for more tax breaks for big corporations is exactly what we need to give our party a nice shot in the arm. It takes a lot of money for big business to research how to effectively move its operations overseas, and if we give them

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So the Rudy campaign site has a series of "12 Commitments" (nice way to wink at the religious nuts... gotta hand him that), and one of them is all about kids.Well isn't that like the hooker calling a slut unprofessional. Turns out he wasn't all that great for the abused and neglected children in New York.I don't think we'll make any hay out this, though. Republican voters don't really care

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Those dumbfuck hicks in South Carolina have moved their primary up, and the result will probably be a cascade of reschedulings to make other primaries even earlier.Let's just give up and have them all on the same goddamned date. That's right -- Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, and all the rest of the 50 goddamned states.It's just going to mean that we're going to put all our eggs in

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Hunh. So I'm doing better with men than I am with women. I guess it makes sense: I'm tall, my wife is a lot younger and one fine piece of tail, and I play tough leaders on TV and in the movies. We thought my appeal would be that women want me; turns out, it's that men want to be me.Sure, I'll take that.And maybe if we shift those Hillary-is-a-lezbo rumors into overdrive, we'll decimate her

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My team sure is excited about taking our website to the next stage. The I'm With Fred site is now all fancy-dancy, ready to move us forward when we drop this "testing the waters" pretense and just get down and dirty into the full campaign.I'm really happy with the principles section, because it's my way of appealing to the really superconservative nuts in the party without staking any claims in

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Word is coming out that the USA Today/Gallup nationwide is going to show Hellcat Clinton way out in the lead of her race, with a 22-point lead over Obama -- and that the GOP race has Limpnuts at 33%, Big Daddy himself at 21, McNuts at 16 (really? that much?), and Miss Romney at 8.Either Miss Romney and McNuts are getting reported erroneously -- surely it's Miss Romney at 16 and McNuts at 8? -- or

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Clearly the press parasites aren't going to stop sucking blood until I get out there and defend my wife. They love theatre like that.Well, so I've decided to take that role. I'm debuting on a friendly stage, The National Review, and I'm saying she's not really a Hillary, she's just doing things I've asked her to do. That way, she looks more like a traditional conservative wifey.This whole

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:Someone get me a coffee to wake me up.And put a little whisky in it while you're at it. Thanks.Well, don't just stand there looking at Jeri like you need permission. Get me a goddamn coffee with some goddamn whisky in it.Oh, great, you're quitting, too?For fuck's sake, how do you turn off this voice-recognition softw--

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:Miss Romney reminds me of some of them cornfed, blowdried boring-mcborings who would do a little patter and then do a little over-rehearsed shuck and jive on The Lawrence Welk Show. You know, someone who would sing a popular song and then suck all the life out of it -- and make matters worse by putting it in some lame little skit.

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:Their biggest mistake is staying in a race that I'm about to enter. I will grind their Pygmy asses into the dirt.

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:I'm dozing off watching these guys."Prostitutes, pimps, and dopedealers" interdicted by beefing up border security? Them's some good times going down in the border area. Or it's all in Fuckabee's head. (Or was that Fuckin' Hunter? My god they all blur into one little chirpy mess.)These dumbasses keep talking about taxes. Come on, this isn't about policy, folks --

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...me. These losers remind of that kid in kindergarten who stank and ate glue. This Iowa debate has been another reminder to the GOP electorate that I have never been so needed as I am now.

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:This infrastructure thing makes my head hurt.

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:This little talking point they share about having to establish the rule of law before you can establish democracy in the Middle East -- that's pretty smart. It's a good line to keep in your pocket to justify backing a dictator -- he's laying down the law, and you gotta have that before you insist on frilly privileges like votes.(Note to self: that might come in

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Live blogging the Iowa debate:Miss Romney just gave Obama a nice little bitch slap. "He must be confused... in his first week, he's going to meet with our enemies; then, he'll follow up by invading our allies." Very slick, little missy! Obama got all that attention for his foreign policy speech -- way to put him in his place by linking it up with that naive little moment from the Democrat

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